25 Funny Hair Quotes (That You’ll Totally Relate To)

Are you looking for the best hair quotes around?

Look no further! This post is dedicated to the absolute best hair quotes in the world. And the best part of all is that I will be updating it weekly with new and exciting quotes about hair!

So whether you’re into inspirational quotes about good hair, hair color, or hairstyles… or even funny hairstylist sayings, you’ll likely find something relatable on this page!

So have a look and enjoy!


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"Hit snooze, you have dry shampoo." Hair quotes to live by.

“Hit snooze, you have dry shampoo.”


"Hair - because personality is not usually the first thing you notice." – Hair quotes to live by.

“HAIR… because personality is not usually the first thing you notice.”


"Currently holding my life together with one bobby pin." [Hair Quotes]

“Currently holding my life together with one bobby pin.”


"You can't act like box dye and expect to be treated like balayage."

“You can’t act like box dye and expect to be treated like balayage.”


Demi Lovato Hair Quote: "You know you've made it when you can dye your hair blue."

You know you’ve made it when you can dye your hair blue.” – Demi Lovato.


Hair Quote: "I love you, but don't touch my hair."

“I love you, but don’t touch my hair.”


"I hope your day is as nice as your hair." - Hair quotes to live by.

“I hope your day is as nice as your hair.”


"People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there." -Dolly Parton Hair Quotes

“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.” – Dolly Parton


Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.

“Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”


"Why Yes... this messy bun did take 22,405 tries."

“why yes… this messy bun did take 22,405 tries.”


Hair Quote from Julia Roberts

“My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.” – Julia Roberts


"Good hair makes me feel like I can rule the world." | Hair quotes to live by.

“Good hair makes me feel like I can rule the world.”


"I'm a big woman. I need big hair." - Aretha Franklin

“I’m a big woman. I need big hair.” – Aretha Franklin


Thank you wind, for totally raping my hair.

“Thank you wind, for totally raping my hair.”


"Today, I'm as strong as the hairspray I use." [Hair Quotes]

"Whatever hair color I have on my head, that's what decides what outfit I'm going to wear." - Cardi B Hair Quotes

“Whatever hair color I have on my head, that’s what decides what type of outfit I’m going to wear.” – Cardi B


"All things are possible with Coffee and Dry Shampoo!"

“All things are possible with coffee and dry shampoo.”


"Straight hair me and curly hair me are two very different people.." : Hair Quotes

“Straight hair me and curly hair me are two very different people.”


"What doesn't kill you makes you blonder." - Miranda Lambert : Hair Quotes

What doesn’t kill you only makes you blonder.” – Miranda Lambert


"By Friday, my hair is 90% dry shampoo." : Hair Quotes

“By Friday, my hair is 90% dry shampoo.”


"Going, going, blonde." : Hair Quotes

“Going, going, blonde.”


Big hair, big dreams.

“Big hair, big dreams.”


"It's very liberating to cut your own hair." -Pamela Anderson Hair Quotes

“It’s very liberating to cut your hair.” – Pamela Anderson


"Dear hair, I'm sorry I burn you, cut you, and tie you up. But I will still always love you." Quotes about hair.

“Dear hair, I’m sorry I burn you, cut you, and tie you up. But I will still always love you.”


Hair quote: "Good hair. Good mood. Good day."

“Good hair. Good mood. Good day.”


Final Thoughts

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These hilarious, yet relatable quotes are perfect for every hair fanatic… and you can probably relate to several of them. I know that I definitely do.

Hopefully, you had a good laugh! Don’t forget to share these with your friends!

Until next time,

Hollee

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